
This is the extent of my knowledge about graduation:
1. It is May 24, 2 p.m.
2. It is being held at the Towson Center Arena
3. I’ll be there, along with fellow graduates of the College of Fine Arts and Communication
That’s it.
I should rephrase that first sentence. That was the extent of my knowledge prior to this afternoon when the topic came up in my Mass Media Graphics class. A bunch of us were tossing around our questions, which led to one conclusion: none of us have any clue how any of this commencement stuff works, and the powers that be at Towson have not quite gone out of their way to provide much info about the ceremony. Apparently seating is pretty random, loosely based on major or track. It doesn’t last all that long (according to our professor, Sharyn Sousa, although that may have had something to do with their speaker not showing up). And when you take the stage you are handed donation applications to the alumni association and a commemorative ‘Bob’s Blog’ paperweight (this may or may not be true).
That’s all well and good. But the biggest question is this:
Who is the commencement speaker?
I decided to google ‘2007 commencement speakers’ and the first big name to draw my attention is Chris Matthews, as in MSNBC’s Hardball With Chris Matthews, who will be speaking at Lynn University. I actually looked at Lynn. It’s a fairly new school, with a heavy focus on broadcast journalism, and is located in Boca Raton, Florida. Then I found names like Bill Clinton (Harvard–apparently Bill Gates will be there as well, Michigan, Middlebury, and a stop at New Hampshire with Bush Sr.), Oprah (Howard), Dick Cheney (BYU), Barack Obama (Southern New Hampshire University). Bucknell has Bob Woodward. Saint Vincent College has Dubya. Carnegie Mellon has Bill Cosby. Northwestern has Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Union College, Charles Gibson. UVA, John Grisham. Livingstone College, Tom Joyner.
As far as I know, no name has been announced for Towson. But after looking at some of the people that are speaking at the above schools, I’m convinced Towson can field someone good. Granted, I don’t know too much about some of these schools, and there could be connections with the speakers that I’m not aware of. But Middlebury? New Hampshire? Southern New Hampshire? Southwestern New Hampshire Technical College of Vermont? Union? There’s a Union College? Is there a Confederate University? If so they probably landed Stonewall Jackson, or someone awesome like that.
If I were in charge of picking Towson’s commencement speaker, these would be my candidates: (more…)


